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Lampreys and Gigolos

by Chris Porro

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oooh, what you'll be little boy is doctors lawyers engineers you see little boy? oooh, and you grew little boy and learned to shed those bright ideas you see little boy? now, there's a building downtown with coffee breaks and donuts that they offer as bribes as you rot at your desk and you smile as if rested but filled with unrest as the number 15 picks you up every night. you dream of the songs you don't write the songs that you dream but don't write
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Hi Son 03:43
Just like I learned those lessons in childhood Same way I know I'm untouched and unharmed Sleep like a looser and think like an arson Don't hate my father the phone rings its "hi son" Tonka trucks in the back yard are rusted forgotten The apple trees fruit has all fallen and rotten The grass has gone un-mowed and each blade is crazy Its over and done still my dreams don't obey me I'm sorry I fucked up. can I have a pardon? We'll hug first play catch up, we'll work on the garden And I'll forgive you like I forgive strangers The people I don't know just forward my anger To lovers and partners, family residuals Children I will or won't have what do kids know The neighborhoods gone and the sidewalks been torn out By orange caterpillars and big smoking dump trucks My old school's renamed and my teachers retired I'm throwing my failed report cards in the fire
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I could be the one that you let whisper in your ear I could be your trusted bread for butter Maybe if this evening lasts we'll swim into the sun Or maybe not once more the same along Keep in mind there's always someone else Wanna hedge your bets? Curl up and stay home. And you know I've run out nothing else I can run out life half perfect alone. We could be boys We could be boys In the summertime Titus runs, mud puppy wishing We could be girls We could be girls In the summertime Rising smiles, flown together Oh Jesus Christ that's nice! like Sunday's little flower. Keep in mind there's always something else Better make time now or you'll get sold Don't expect to get gods blessing He's a rambling man who only looks out for himself
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Walk Away 03:27
Walk away from this I don't want to walk away from this Baby's at my side asleep it's Sunday morning windows creeping almost golden Still there's time to think The way that spring is always there to sing A song to keep your mind off disappointments Remind you how things come and go and.. I'm almost sure I wanna stay asleep and dream baby The covers keep warm the kitty That lies in bed asleep with me. Kittys like to play and bite And ride the shit out of their bike Its been rumored or been said They like themselves some sweet cornbread
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Secret Story 02:28
I've got a secret story and nobody else can tell it monsters may leap out roaring Like pop up books when you're little I've got a secret story And nobody else can tell it everyone likes a story With angels and alcoholics Give me summertime when I'm king and the schools bow down Give me white trash friends, give me bb guns and small towns Give me lightning bugs like a chorus to sting the dark I've got a secret story in winter we're all wearing moon boots we tracked up the school in a slush parade as we walked into catholic home room I've got a secret story That 's told in between smiling poses And arms around arms of everyone That’s found in the family album. I've got a secret story All the railroads were gone way before me A dot on the map means somewhere Can you figure it out all by yourself?
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Jens is a friend, he's seen better days With millionaire kids riding V.C. parades Every boom has a bust and now its all changed Did you think it would last? Do you want it again? As the party got tired the skyscrapers slow When the money runs out funs the first thing to go. Now he's disenfranchised and put in his time So he's writing his script on the company dime. Then he's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood stars He's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood charms Every waitress is waiting in line for her break Every Midwestern dreamer is ready to make... A bundle, a fortune, a house in the hills When his ship arrives sailing he'll pay all his bills. So he's packing his bags for a mythical place Where the stars pave the sidewalks and good guys give chase They all move to Hollywood, Hollywood stars They all move to Hollywood, Hollywood charms Every neighbor a rockstar with something to say Every doorman is gracious and openly gay The life that he's seen's not the life that he saw For himself when the tassels and homework were done. Now the meetings and meetings are beating him down And he wonders why he's still sticking around So he's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood stars He's moving to Hollywood, Hollywood charms Every party is promising hope and renewal Every porn star is friendly and out at the pool
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Pink Floyd and Alison remind me its been so long. Since fucking meant anything, I caution you, you could drown. So reckless with my heart i fear I've worn it out. Lampreys and gigolos, I'll sleep on the sofa now. I won't quietly leave this place. And the sun will not chase me down. Rain on my face, Kisses from the sky. I'm just feeling lonesome now I'm only just lonesome now Get pale and content with me. I support your complacency. Give up on the sun. The kitchen is almost done. Pink Floyd and alison remind me that things go wrong. Platinum white lovers, I warn you, can't last that long. You're tragically beautiful, I miss you, but I can't help. I won't claim paralysis, but can robots fix themselves?
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Fine Chance 03:52
Hard to believe it's the end of the world Well I hope you have something to say. I can pretend that I love you again. Anyway that still works now and then Since I'm going away, I've got nothing to loose Write me postcards like tourists that say... I was the one that burnt out your sun And you were the one who changed me. Back just 4 years in that dust rock prone town The last time I kissed comfortably We were lovers that wrecked, We had good fights and sex With more passion and trust then we'd sense. Let your lovers be heroes again Cause we just see the best side of them Now that their missed lets pretend we'd do it all over again Who wants to believe that there is no god? Who wants to believe they're alone? I set up my head so that I couldn't hurt kinda useless now that I've grown... Far apart from that man He's a foreigner standing Guard for a roadside motel Try and pretend that we're in love again That I'm hot in your arms drinking you I'm writing love songs 4 years too late To a girl that I'm not sure I knew. all that newlywed bliss they've got nothing like this We crushed stars with a butterfly kiss
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Real Gold 05:02
don't know what to do with these girls anymore They have grown into women, and I'm still a boy tumble down, to the ground, dust myself off in real gold. And I read in a study that kids must grow old That they all leave the nursery, get bought and get sold. tumble down, to the ground, dust myself off in real gold. What was it you were heard constantly saying? You're always bored? Boring world entertain me! tumble down, to the ground, dust yourself off in real gold. Did you wait by the phone? Did you phone and hang up? Was I uniformed clueless? Or right to give up Guess I'll send out the cards For our formal demise But before I address them a favor from you… Tell me lies And I'm finding that time makes you seem like a saint And I'm finding that time made some sweetness of pain Tumble down, to the ground, dust myself off in real gold. I don't know what to do with these girls anymore They have grown into women, and I'm still a boy tumble down, to the ground, dust myself off in real gold. And I read in a study that kids must grow old That they all leave the nursery, get bought and get sold. tumble down, to the ground, dust myself off in real gold. Now I've said my good-byes And your riddens I've hailed As lovers or friends No matter we failed With parcels in hand The last verse no reprise But before I stop singing a favor from you…
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Pop Star 02:49
So you wanna be a pop star? you can start by lowering the bar Get some platinum white teeth, an industry thief, you might go far So you wanna be a pop star? Were you under-loved? attention starved? Mommy out at the club? Daddy drunk at the pub? All of the above? Well I guess its alright We all love those rags to riches stories opening night So turn it on star And never turn it off while we're still tuned-in to your show In which case, we'll let you know That you're a pop star A consumer good like food or cars You're a mutual fund, you're diversified son Safe for everyone So you wanna be a pop star? Well I'm more tempted as I write this song Can't we all get along, we'll have fun at the beach Here's my acceptancy speech Put together your hands For my producer and songwriter and ofcourse the fans oh, but give it up star cause you don't play yourself like John Wayne in some western town in fact it kind of sounds... like you're a pop star. Congratulations how you're hit the charts A debut in top ten will they come back again Take the money and run So you wanna be a pop star? You'll have to follow trends and work the crowd Get a pitch for the biz Guess it is what it is Are you still with me now? Did I mentions the fans? Heaps of heaving teens are diving to land at your feet So give it up star You'll be Christ without agendas, and a smaller part What do you think so far? You wanna be a pop star?
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Took a trip to the great lakes November 1918 Just myself and some moon boots no one to accompany me When I got to the beach the sand had been frozen to stone And a sign warned that lamprey had taken the lake for their home Still a quarter mile out from the beach where i saw the first waves And a small group of lake trout had gathered to watch as I sank Under thick sheets of ice breathing pockets of air on the way. Each fish patiently waiting for me to remove their lamprey
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Spiral Down 03:54
I just have the pieces but I know the whole not to touch Bandits make off with your heart if you use it too much And made me so far away So far away I never knew anyone that I could trust So I'll never know anyone that I can touch And I'll never love you cause I'll love you too much I had my delusion what could've been us So cross this bay and tow this rope Your daddy lied but he's the pope And no one stands up to that guy There were no heroes to arrive And lampreys dined upon your bones With suction mouth toxic overtones So you stood up as you can Now you are the other man. So straight escalate to the place cause you can't twice begin Open the sun bath and drown you know you can't win. And make me so far away So far away So hark the harem angles frown The king ounce wed has lost his crown And heavy footsteps to the door Have left no mark upon your shore And worms now swimming in your brain That were your friends the other day Have changed their tune and turned around And are replete as you spiral down
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Here is your ticket the ticket man said Now step aside son the shows over there You turn apprehensive alone in a crowd The smiles could be snakes but you know better now... It's a merry go round, finally I'm in that place Where the horses are smiling people I'm sure its a dream but I'm happy to be here So spin me around in this merry go round And I'm driving a cloud my horn is a lovers whisper and she purring to come back to bed and the sun will come down and warm us for breakfast And every bit of your face is a merry go round could be I'm dying approaching an end could be a flashback from E when I was 19 the ticket man smiles could be he remembers the day I showed up with no friends and the horsed back then all played villains the elephants roared like and untrusting world but they're all gentle now!
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Bitch Parade 03:20
True value, true thank you For helping me dig this grave Weaned on it, raised for it Parents i scrimped and saved Rough times for the rest But lackey, we've got it made Bed down in your movie, your life Let the critics rave I'm here to quell your fears Done with your salad years That's me the bitch around here More useful now beaten down Turn that frown upside down I'm redeemed! Bitch of the year. I hope god will forgive me I think that he should I've had dozens of chances And I fuck up real good. I wrote letters to jesus And then to myself I had high balls with santa And sex with his elves So much for salad days I'm on the bitch parade. I was the rockstar that never got popular You missed me Cause I wasn't here So goodbye to sex all day, Binge drinking, special K I'm sorry I thought that was clear I had lunch with my boss Who I'm plotting to kill I would leer at his wife but he's footing the bill I'm the handsomest lamprey With best sucking skill I have leeches for friends Here's to "keeping it real" michael was spreading The news of his wedding And somebody else got a house. so sing them a serenade congrats boy you've got it made I'm off this bitch parade now
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Fairly tales. A nursery rhythm Balance out the sadness of my life Make amends for my young years Make amends, amends to balance time say the worst, and not the best years have gone by when I reminisce see a girl, see how we kiss? she will always be the one I love. Fairly tales. A nursery rhythm Balance out the sadness of my life Let us run, my girl and i. Let us run for all we’re given time While we can, jump up and down i’ll do cart wheels just to be around next to her, see how we kiss? She will always be the one I love Fairly tales. A nursery rhythm Balance out the sadness of my life When we’re moved, my girl and I From the city to a country home And the days are much the same. Can’t complain, I could get used to this With my girl. See how we kiss? She will always be the one I love

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released January 1, 2004

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